Prostrate

Doctor: "Well Christian, we've run just about every test imaginable and we've got nothing."

Me: "I suppose I should be relieved Doc, but that still leaves the question of what the hell is wrong with me."

Doctor: "I'm starting to suspect it may have something to do with your prostate."

Me: "Really?"

Doctor: "And unfortunately the only way to check this would be with a rectal examination. But you've had a long week, and I don't really think you want me shoving my hand up your ass right now."

Me: "No, not today Doc."

Doctor: "Excellent, so I'll just write you a prescription for some more antibiotic and you'll be on your way. Have a nice day Chris."

Me: "You too Doc, thanks for not cramming your hand up my ass. Appreciate that. And hopefully I won't see you anytime soon. Have a good one."