Kaboom

"What's the matter Otto?"

"I'm having a hard time filling out this medical disclosure for this new dating service Lazzy."

"Maybe I can help."

"That would be great Laz."

"So where are you having a problem?"

"How exactly do you spell gonnorhea?"
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"How much have you had to drink?"

"More than a little, less than...what's that one that's more than a little?"

"A lot?"

"Less than that."
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"I need to build a wagon."

"What?"

"I think I broke that last one when I fell off it."
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"You look like hell."

"Yeah, I stayed out all night not getting pissed and not banging whores."

"Funny I stayed at home and didn't do the exact same thing."
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"They're all watching you."

"You think?"

"The bald guy giving that blonde a massage, watching you the whole time. Guy with the backwards baseball cap talking to the other guy in the red shirt? Watching you out of the corner of his eye. Tan trenchcoat, white shirt, red tie. Following that other girl, hasn't even glanced at her, only looking at you. They can't take their eyes off you."

"And what were you doing this entire time?"

"Isn't it obvious? I was watching them watch you."