Moments

Moment: Spending 45 minutes staring in a filthy bathroom mirror thinking, "Am I going bald? Nah. Wait...am I going bald?"

Moment: Sitting around in my underwear playing video games for three straight hours while drinking bourbon straight from the bottle and eating Ramen noodles then realizing that was exactly what I spent five years in college doing.

Moment: Inadvertently buying porn at Barnes & Noble

Moment: Realizing I don't know half as much about a person as I should before I decide whether or not they're a good person, and then deciding I don't give a fuck, I like them anyway.

Moment: Finding out she can sing.

Moment: Driving through downtown Paterson at two in the morning with the windows down in the freezing cold blasting The Pogues.

Not a bad night after all, eh?