First guy is iconic silent film comedian Charlie Chaplin. Second guy is infamous serial killer Charlie Manson. Third guy is legendary pornstar Ron Jeremy. Fourth guy is me.
The bartender bets the four guys that if any one of them can make him laugh the drinks are on the house.
First guy asks the piano player to strike up The Charleston and proceeds to dance around performing the occasional pratfall. No one at all laughs. Everyone looks at the second guy. Manson pulls out an ice pick, stabs the piano player in the chest thirteen times, carves a swatstika in his forehead and tosses his dead body onto the bar. No one at all laughs. Everyone looks at the third guy. Ron Jeremy drops his pants, saddles up behind the piano player's corpse and proceeds to fuck it in the ass. Chaplin passes out, Manson vomits onto the floor. No one at all laughs. The bartender looks at the fourth guy.
Fourth guy says, "Fuck it. I'd have laughed." And walks out of the bar.
As the door closes behind him the bartender starts to laugh hysterically.
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