Incredulous

When I woke up this morning this is what I thought, in exact order, unedited. Explanation perhaps to follow. Probably not.

1. "What the hell is that taste?"

2. "Wait...she's a lesbian?"

3. "When the hell did Sawyer become Lafleur?"

4. "Why didn't my alarm go off?"

5. "Where did my alarm clock go?"

6. "I swear I had a business card in my wallet when I went out last night."

7. "Hey, Watchmen comes out tonight. Maybe I'll stay up all night and go see it. Hell maybe I'll just never sleep ever again."

8. "Who'd of thought that chili and bourbon could do that."

9. "Painting? What painting?"

10. "What the hell is that taste?"

And then just before I rolled over and went back to sleep I thought:

"Christ this is going to be an interesting day."